Fuck Yeah! Taylor Lautner

breathtaking:

Ellie: There was a time in my life when I too loved Edward Cullen. When Jacob was merely a blimp on my radar screen, but then something changed. Maybe I changed.  Maybe I learned the value of the guy who was also my friend, but more likely, Jacob changed. When he took his shirt off in New Moon, I saw those changes and I was like, “yeah! I wanna bake cookies on your stomach”.
Mariana: No. Those are fake abs.
Ellie: These are not fake abs.
Mariana: They are too fake! They’re CGI just like the wolves!
Ellie: These are real. His abs are real.
Mariana: If those abs are real, then the dude who played Jacob deserves an Oscar!
Ellie: Yeah he does deserve an Oscar. He does deserves an Oscar, he does!

inmybestdress:

hey hubby.

wordsoflove:

Ellie: Well, if we’re gonna have to work together we’re gonna need a truce.
Mariana: Like the truce between the vampires and the werewolves?
Ellie: Well duh what other kind of truces are there?
Mariana: Fine. What’s the truce?
Ellie: If you promise not to disparage my beautiful Jacob, I promise not to mention your moody, over-gelled, girlfriend.
Mariana: No, Edward is… Edward is a boy!
Ellie: Then why does he sparkle like a princess’ tiara?!

awayaway:

mariana: um, i don’t wanna work with her either mr armstrong.
mr armstrong: why not?
mariana: how can i ever trust her scientific conclusions if she prefers jacob to edward. jacob smells like a wet dog.

snl 35x09: taylor lautner/bon jovi

breathtaking:

He’s working up a sweat.

Taylor Lautner SNL (via lovegoodgirl217)